January 23, 2010: Oh, what do Palinbots do NOW? Sarah is supposed to be campaigning for John McCain in his bid to keep his seat in Arizona, BUT >>>>> JD Hayworth, a TeaBagger, just announced he will challenge McCain!
All that $$$$ the Palinbots sent to SarahPAC, thinking she would support the Tea Party .... I see heads exploding amongst the Palinbots!
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Update: I just read on Palingates that Rachel Maddow covered BSMP on her show tonight; she even talked to Van Flein about it. His story is that Bristol has this 'company' because of her association with Candies?
Really?
Why wait so long? That spokesperson 'job' has been going on for almost a year now! It's more likely that Sarah is getting ready (in September) to cash in on the publicity that she knows/knew would come in November (and $$$$$ to her PAC) when her book was released; she needs a way to get her hands --- or the hands of someone she can control --- on that that $$$$$$$$$$$.
What better way to keep the $$$$ in the family than to have her daughter in the business of 'political consulting' ??? You just pay the $$$$ for advice, and take or leave the advice, right?
Unfortunately, I didn't get to see Rachel Maddow's excellent show tonight, but hope to catch the segment online later!
After reading about Bristol's job on Grypen's blog yesterday, I was curious, and decided to check out what an NAICS 541820 is all about! As soon as I saw: Political Consultant, I imagined this: (well, actually, FIRST I laughed, THEN I imagined this)
One ringy dingy!
Two ringy dingy!
Bristol: Hello. BSMP. Can I help you?
Sarah: Hi. Hello also. This is Governor Mom, I hope you can fit in a quick research project for my SarahPAC this morning? I am in a hurry to progress a story.
Bristol: Sure can! You're our best (only) client! What do you need?
Sarah: I need some in-depth research done, on Senator So-and-So; I need to make him look like he murdered his wife and buried her in an alligator infested bayou. Can you find something like that?
Bristol: Should be a piece of cake, Governor Mom. I'll get right on google and wiki and check out the National Enquirer too!
Sarah: Again. Whatever you can find, also if he's ever even been near a bayou. Any bayou or a creek even.
Bristol: Ok but what's a bayou?
Sarah: Geez Bristol who cares? Oh and also. My pedicure. Schedule that. Pay for it out of BSMP then charge it to SarahPAC as usual.
Bristol: Hey can we all go? Me and Willow and also Piper too?
Sarah: Sure why not? Don't forget to bill for this call. It's a Political Consultation about troops keeping us safe from Senators who might want to drown people in bayous like they could have done to their wife. Kids also, it's a reasonable question to ask.
Sigh ... yep that was what I imagined! That SarahPAC money is just too good to give away!
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There isn't that much information on SarahPac. The sycophants on Sarah's OFFICIAL facebook site make donations to her PAC to 'support her in her efforts' ... which is another way of saying 'supporting Sarah' to do what she wants to do!
What does Sarah say she wants to do??
We're going to work as Commonsense Conservatives for everyday, hardworking Americans by tackling issues that you care about and by helping candidates who will stand up for our nation. We'll help candidates (regardless of party) who have the courage to go to Washington or serve statewide and make the tough decisions needed to get our country back on track.
We can't do this alone - this effort needs good, commonsense Americans now more than ever. Please click here if you can assist with SarahPAC today.
SarahPAC supporters make it possible to get out there and fight for what we believe in. Please stand with us today. We won't let anyone tell us to sit down and shut up. We're going to stand up, stand together, and fight for what's right!
Thank you so much for your support and for your love of our country. My book, Going Rogue, is dedicated to you - to Patriots - who fight for freedom!
With an Alaska Heart,
Sarah Palin
Please know how grateful I am for your support.
Yes, Sarah, I am sure you are being truthful there: You ARE grateful for the 'support' of your 'donating' fans!
The PAC's goals are nicely vague. Basically, SarahPAC controls all the money, from donations .... and Sarah DECIDES how it is spent.
She has to spend it on political stuff, of course.
What kind of 'political stuff' ????
Flyers? Robocalls on behalf of candidates who don't want her help? Writing Facebook Notes to endorse a candidate --- who ended up losing a Republican seat to a Democrat--- Travel to speak in support of anyone who wants her (or even doesn't want her!)
A dedicated, responsible public servant like Sarah would obviously, need to research the candidates before she decides who to endorse, right?
Wouldn't be nice if there was a small company formed, where an 'owner' could spend all day googling for info? What would that type of consultation cost, I wonder ...
I am guessing, it's a pretty pricey thing, having a professional political consultant do all that research.
Lucky for Sarah, though, her barely graduated from High School daughter has started just such a company!
And ... thanks to Grypen, and his amazing blog we now know just HOW Sarah is going to spend all that $$$$$ her 'fans' send her out of their food budget!
According to these papers filed in September 2009 ... Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin has herself a nice new little LLC, Classification Code NAICS 541820 Public.
What activities, you might ask (well, I did anyway!) does a NAICS 541820 engage in?
Oh ... you know.........
........The usual stuff than anyone with a High School education is qualified to do. Public Relations. Political Consulting Services. Lobbying.
Bristol who barely graduated High School ... yes, she is perfectly qualified to
"designing and implementing public relations campaigns. These campaigns are designed to promote the interests and image of their clients. Establishments providing lobbying, political consulting, or public relations consulting are included in this industry" NAICS 541820
IF Sarah decides to pay BSMP LLC $500,000 to 'consult' ... she CAN do that.
It's a FRONTto absord the PAC funds... avoiding tax on Bristol's earnings is small potatoes compared to being able to essentially PAY HERSELF out the the PAC to 'consult' and 'endorse' candidates!
Bristol doesn't have to do a thing, all she has to do is accept the 'fees' for the 'Political Consultations'.
And Sarah can 'pay' for 'Political Consultations' out of the PAC ... most of those donations by Sarah's schumcks are going to stay in the Palin family; some of it will pay for travel to speak and she might give $2000.000 here and there to 'candidates of her choice' ... but ... she can blow the whole wad on 'Political consultions' if she wants to!
Political Consultations with BSMP LLC, her daughter's company. A daughter who barely has a High School education and probably can't name all the States.
I wonder if Bristol has ever read the Constitution???
I remember a post once, on Sarah's OFFICIAL FB page, where she solicits donations for he PAC ... some half-wit told Sarah she was going to eat rice for a week, and send Sarah her grocery $$$$.
Thoughts???
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Considering Palin's connections and deep roots to the secessionist Alaska Independence Party, what country is it that s'error palin loves?? Certainly not the US of A. ...
ReplyDeletesigned me,
sauerkraut
This works only if Bristol is as devoid of morality and as lazy as her mother, of course. So... apparently it will work. I think all the hope that Bristol would grow up and find her own course to steer has just vanished.
ReplyDeleteWe're looking at the next entitled, elitist scion whose life will consist of going on television and saying, "My mommy is SO a great woman! And she only lied about Juneau's middle school children posting criminally-actionable threats on the internet because it was a really good story! Me and Willow thought it was funny, that she told everyone we were threatened with gang-rape! It was the right thing to do! No, I never heard of an automatic reporter, must be one of those awful anti-Palin blogger things."
You're all going to be just as disappointed in Levi and Mercede, you know. Whatever you hope they will say -- eventually -- is not going to be said. Money is what talks.
cathrn ... I won't be disappointed at all ... I have always felt that Levi is just milking his 'information' to stay in the limelight.
ReplyDeleteTo me, the KEY to this whole Sarah/Trig-trick story is the Doctor and the Wild Ride.
Gryphen is doing a great job, he doesn't need Levi.
I'm thinking this was set up to demonstrate independence and an income for the court case. If it were legit, the time to do it would have been months ago when Bristol first launched the baby on his media career.
ReplyDeleteOn 2 nights last week I watched the feed after midnight on 2 blogs - once at palingates and once at IM. Both nights there were nearly a dozen people from Wasilla arrive shortly after midnight and none had left after half an hour ... Bristol must have a big, big staff!
And I'm wondering who will be washing the bucks between the PAC and Bristol.
Interesting, Aussie. I wonder what the Wasilla people feel about all this.
ReplyDeleteRE: washing the bucks. Something like this I think.
"Bristol, I need you to research/google Senator **** and make 5 copies of his bio."
"Sure Mom. That will be $1000.00. Do I bill SarahPAC for this?"
"Of course, it's a consulting job, isn't it?"
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I feel certain that $arah will be charging Bristol a hefty rental fee for her new home and office. Got to progress the circulation of the $$$.
ReplyDeleteThat's connecting the dots! It will be interesting to see how much PAC money goes to Bristol's company. There is a legal requirement for the PAC to report that.
ReplyDeleteSince it's been discovered, they may have to do something a little more subtle. We'll have to watch for that.
Palin is a racist hoaxs. She and her clan prey on people with weak minds and stong pockets. SHE IS A NUT CASE. If you don't believe me ask her therapist about the drugs she on. You would be terrified that she is even allowed to speak to the American people.
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:39 ... not that I don't believe your statement (she did look stoned and high in her quitter speech) but neither YOU or I can 'ask her therapist' anything.
ReplyDeleteOf course if YOU know something you should contact Gryphen in private and tell him what you know. He will keep your anonymity, that is for sure.
www.theimmoralminority.blogspot.com (his email contact is on his blog)
I hope you DO!
Anon@8:39 who's her therapist?
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteAnon ... please write to Gryphen or Regina or Bree and tell them what you know! They will sort it out!
There is a connection between Van Flein and Rick Van Nieuwenhuyse that might looked into.
ReplyDeleteArchivist: I submitted Van Nieuwenhuyse comment.
ReplyDeleteYou should take it down and check out the info yourself, post as you see fit after its checked out.
Keep the cat in the bag if there is one.
Anon: I am not in Alaska, but if you have something worth 'looking into' I suggest you email what you know to Gryphen, who IS an Alaska blogger and better able to look into stuff.
ReplyDeleteHis contact email is on his site: http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/
I know he will respect your anonymity.
Send the info to the IRS, she deserves to be audited. It's past due. She's a Blago in a skirt. Bust her FBI.
ReplyDeleteI was referring to the SarahPac and Bristol's new business.
ReplyDeleteSo...we know that Bristol is now involved in a custody fight with Levi. And she has to hire lawyers. And she needs to make it look like it is HER custody fight and not her mother's fight (yeah, right!).
ReplyDeleteSounds like she needs a salary, and quick!
I had to laugh when I read "commonsense" in the same sentence with Sarah.
ReplyDeleteYes, Common she is.
No. Sense she does not have.
"It's a FRONTto absord the PAC funds... avoiding tax on Bristol's earnings is small potatoes compared to being able to essentially PAY HERSELF out the the PAC to 'consult' and 'endorse' candidates! "
It is so obvious that that is what this is all about. I wonder if they could get her for money laundering? Big time drug dealers do the exact same thing. They just don't call it political.
""Sure Mom. That will be $1000.00. Do I bill SarahPAC for this?" "
ReplyDeleteI had a Doctor that charged me $25 dollars to copy one sheet of paper.
I think they can charge whatever they feel like. But maybe it's a State thing. I don't live in Alaska.
OK. Now, both mother and daughter have their own LLC (Mother: PieSpie for people with disabilities (Trig?) and senior citizens (her parents?), daughter BSwhatever.)
ReplyDeleteTalk about perfect money laundering oportunities!
Now, my question is: Is it even LEGAL for a private person to have a PAC? As far as I know, $arah Palin is a private citizen as of last June, and she has not announced any type of running for any type of political offices. So, shouldn't she have dropped her PAC at that time? Who regulates this? The FEC or some other institution?
Maybe it is time to report this to them - also the fact that NO public accounting has come out of this nor of her Alaskan Fund Trust...
Ah, Palin has a therapist. That's happy news.
ReplyDeleteBut she should probably shop around some more. This one iz not doing it right.
Oh, and one more thing: I vaguely remember an anonymous poster on one of the blogs that said that Mommy Dearest will simply give Daughter Dearest a 'job' for $100,000/year so she could show a good income for her custody fight. I called the anon on it, but he/she did not respond. I guess he/she knew about this deal already and just wanted to drop some hints...
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ReplyDeleteAnon: I am not in Alaska,
Anonymous replies "I'm not in Alaska"
luv those internets!!
Ah yes! The 'internets' ...
ReplyDeleteSarah loves using the 'internets' to collect $$$$ for her PAC.
She loves it, too, also, to spread her message without having to defend her comments.
She especially loves it to use as free publicity for whatever she is up to!
BUT .....
How come everyobdy ELSE gets to use it? It's a violation of her privacy!
It's a RECORD of statements, and photos, and screen shots and comments by her wingnut family and it should be PRIVATE!
Poor Sarah, she still hasn't clued in! Her supporters are a teeny tiny minuscule part of the 'internets' ..
Greed is Sarah's favorite sin.
ReplyDeleteSarah must be proud of how she cheats poor people out of their money by getting them to buy her false political promises.
The devout may even believe they are buying virtual certificates forgiving their sins so that they can get to Heaven faster.
There are a number of explanations for this bewildering action to make it seem logical, but the reason that seems to make the most sense is that it is not logical. Sarah is suffering from a kind of moral insanity, perhaps born from doing evil, like turning your eldest daughter into fair game.
It's like something out of Dostoyevsky.
IMO the job could backfire on her,I don't know how things work in Alaska but if she is making that kind of money and Levi is making half that or whatever the courts won't make him pay that much child support.He just has to show his expenses ect and the amount of money should have nothing to do with joint custody..As long as Levi can provide a decent place3 for the child when he has him that is all that counts.Now days more and more judges are going for joint custody unless one or the other doesn't want it.Also this should be a big eye opener for the judge as to just what is going on.Seems like the palins and Heaths like to hide things so they can harass people.Levi has as much right to see that child as does the Mother.Another thing is would you want to go to someones house after someone pointed a gun at you and you knew what they did to someone else.Maybe Wooten will back Levi if he can without hurting what he has accomplished.
ReplyDelete"Sarah must be proud of how she cheats poor people out of their money by getting them to buy her false political promises.
ReplyDeleteThe devout may even believe they are buying virtual certificates forgiving their sins so that they can get to Heaven faster."
Isn't this (above) what McLame/Painlin accused Obama of during the Presidential Campaign? That Obama needed to be worshiped? Exactly what $carah needs?
And......didn't they also too get upset at his so-called "Rock Star Status"? The same thing that $carah adores?
Pitiful pathetic Painlin. When will she ever get a clue?
Of course, she hasn't even been disciplined for all of the Ethics violations so now she thinks like Bush/Cheney, that she can do whatever she wants to without having to face any kind of consequences.
Bristol needs to show a good income, so she can trump Levi's income for the custody action, AND so she can sneer at the source of Levi's income. Mom's makin' it happen for her. Workin' fine, so far.
ReplyDeleteSo far, in spite of all we know and have discussed on these blogs, Palin has done fine. Big-time money coming in, no reprimands from McCain or other big-time authority figures, no negative legal consequences, no really adverse MSM coverage, no investigation into the two Wasilla fires, her son's vandalism is pretty much not covered in the press, housegate got a pass, certainly the PalinHoax is still intact. What more could you ask for, if YOU were a grifter. Well done, SP!
Bernie Maddoff did well for awhile too!
ReplyDeleteArchivist -- let's hope she gets hers, like Madoff did, but BEFORE she does harm to any more people. Madoff rode high for a long time, and if the crash had been a little less severe, he could have ridden it out and still be doing business at the same old stand.
ReplyDeleteI'm appalled that there were letters to the SEC 4? years earlier, supplying chapter and verse re Madoff, and no one did a thing. A lot like for SP.
Amy ... on the other hand .... there was no 'internets' bloggers watching him!
ReplyDeleteIn a way, I will be sad when Sarah goes DOWN .. so many fun blogs about her and her Palinbots!
Let's see, what have we learned from the MSM re Sarah that isn't "adverse?" To date we have learned that being Sarah is:
ReplyDeleteHaving a daughter get pregnant at seventeen like Bristol Palin and everyone is quick to insist that your life and that of your family is a personal matter, and that no one has a right to judge you or your parents, because “every family has challenges,” even as black and Latino families with similar “challenges” are regularly typified as irresponsible, pathological and arbiters of social decay.
Attending four different colleges in six years like Sarah Palin did (one of which you basically failed out of, then returned to after making up some coursework at a community college), and no one questions your intelligence or commitment to achievement, whereas a person of color who did this would be viewed as unfit for college, and probably someone who only got in in the first place because of affirmative action.
Claiming that being mayor of a town smaller than most medium-sized colleges, and then Governor of a state with about the same number of people as the lower fifth of the island of Manhattan, makes you ready to potentially be president, and people don’t all piss on themselves with laughter, while being a black U.S. Senator, two-term state Senator, and constitutional law scholar, means you’re “untested.”
Saying that you support the words “under God” in the pledge of allegiance because “if it was good enough for the founding fathers, it’s good enough for me,” and not be immediately disqualified from holding office--since, after all, the pledge was written in the late 1800s and the “under God” part wasn’t added until the 1950s--while if you're black and believe in reading accused criminals and terrorists their rights (because the Constitution, which you used to teach at a prestigious law school requires it), you're a dangerous and mushy liberal who isn't fit to safeguard American institutions.
Giving a 36-minute speech in which you talk about lipstick and make fun of your opponent, while laying out no substantive policy positions on any issue at all, and still manage to be considered a legitimate candidate, while a black person who gives an hour speech the week before, in which he lays out specific policy proposals on several issues, is still criticized for being too vague about what he would do if elected.
Attending churches over the years whose pastors say that people who voted for John Kerry or merely criticize George W. Bush are going to hell, and that the U.S. is an explicitly Christian nation and the job of Christians is to bring Christian theological principles into government, and who bring in speakers who say the conflict in the Middle East is God’s punishment on Jews for rejecting Jesus, and everyone can still think you’re just a good church-going Christian, but if you’re black and friends with a black pastor who has noted (as have Colin Powell and the U.S. Department of Defense) that terrorist attacks are often the result of U.S. foreign policy and who talks about the history of racism and its effect on black people, you’re an extremist who probably hates America.
And not one mention of the ethics charges needed here.
And speaking of the press: When the press comes knocking, Sarah runs and hides. There is nothing funnier than the image of the pitbull running away with the white flag of surrender sticking out of her arse.
And what of the tabloid?" Sarah closed her book tour with her real face on the cover of the Star. Fugly.
Every penny of her donations will be tracked and accounted for. It's right there in front of her. She can smell it, but she just can't seem to grasp the coins. It must be killing her. LOFL.
Now she's trying to use her daughter to get the coins. SAD.
Well done, Sarah, well done.
GoSarah, you forgot a biggie. Sarah attacked the Republican Party (NY 23rd). It ended in a humiliating defeat for her. The MSM adversely paints her as being not only a polarizing voice among conservatives, but a divisive voice in the GOP.
ReplyDeleteSo much so that she became RADIOACTIVE and her offers to help the VA and NJ Republican Govs. campaign were flat out REJECTED.
Way to shed the shackles of the McCain Camp, Sarah, and take the lower 48 by storm!
"so now she thinks like Bush/Cheney"
ReplyDeleteSarah makes Bush look like a fucking genius.
Then, again, Sarah makes my cat look like a towering intellect.
Sarah's next scam will be trying to funnel some SarahPAC funds to her kitchen table.
ReplyDeleteShe did say that balancing the family budget around the "kitchen table" prepared her for National and World economics.
This would be kinda cool, actually. I would love to see Sarah's kitchen table give a lecture on the Nash Equiblibrium and how, if only consulted, it could have prevented the speculative credit default swaps.
I looked at the first half of 2009 PAC numbers. It isn't pretty. See Follow The Money II.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly, some PAC fund raising business went up for grabs when SarahPac dropped its association with Campaign Solutions. Sarah/Meg want the business in Alaska.
Excellent comment, Go Sarah Go .. thank you so much for posting that here!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is an "Alaska Heart"? One that's ice-cold and barely beating?
ReplyDeleteThe one thing that Sarah keeps forgetting about the "internets" is that white-out on her computer screen doesn't white out her lies.
ReplyDeleteArchivist, I've read your posts on the other blogs and always enjoyed them. I have also visited here before, but this time I say "thank you" for sharing your thoughts with us. I always enjoy your posts - and wonder if one of your avatars is "a fly on the wall" - it looks that way to me.
ReplyDelete1. It amazes me that Palin can't tap into the political savvy and expertise of the McCains, the Murdochs or even Rush Limbaugh. Do her friends who have experience in the ways of gaming the system to hide assets not like her?
ReplyDelete2. Why is it everything she (and her paranoid lunkhead of a husband) does makes me think of the bumbling crooked Boss Hogg of the Dukes of Hazzard?
3. How could the solution of partnering Bristol with an experienced political consultant/lobbyist in the company elude this family of political geniuses?
4.GoSarahGo -- everything you said. PERFECT.
AND Archivist...
remember
It's not the crime, it's the coverup.
2010 is going to be so entertaining.
smartamerican: yes, my 'other' avatar (same nickname though) is a fly ... unfortunately, on most blogs it doesn't move, it's supposed to!
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting and taking the time to comment ... always nice to know that somebody does read what I write!
I guess I should get a ghostwriter!!! lmao.
BsmpLLC= TotLegit; Leave poor,innocent Bertha Alone &stop PlayaH8in' Sinc, Bernie
ReplyDeleteAnother very good post. And your imagined conversation was painfully funny.
ReplyDeletePalin family motto: "Show me the money!"
ReplyDeleteLove this blog. Along with The Mudflats, it takes Her Majesty to task so well.
This is the most stupid bunch of garbage I've seen on line!
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is about the only person on Planet Earth who makes good sense and WILL make a difference! We can be sure of it!
Her daughter, while encouraging others to abstain, is sure indication that the Palin family can demonstrate the values that are worth living and dying for and Bristol shows us that one can learn from their mistakes and start anew.
Your readers are just as uninformed, mean spirited and clueless as your site
ReplyDeleteGood Heavens, Anonymous 8:52pm! If you honestly believe that Ms.Palin is the only person making "good sense," then you truly have my pity.
ReplyDeleteYes. Bristol is encouraging other teenagers to abstain from sex. Great. Good message. More power to her. After all, who better than someone who has seen the consequences of a situation to speak about whether it should be repeated? But to hold up this child (yes, in my book and in that of many others, age 19 means that you are still a child who has no clue about the world) as an example of "demonstrat(ing) the values that are worth living and dying for" is just a bit dramatic, wouldn't you say?
You're acting as though Bristol is some class of hero for bringing a baby into the world that she cannot support. Face it, she fell into the same stupid pattern that insecure young girls have followed for generations. "If I do it he'll stop drooling all over the cheerleading captain and he'll love me forever and ever and ever and we'll be sooooo happy..." Believe me, she was dreaming of a wedding and all her giggly girlfriends saying, "Ooh, he's so cute, you're so lucky!" And once she found herself pregnant, the reality came slamming home that there was going to be big trouble, especially since people all over the country suddenly knew her name.
In steps Momma's damage control team! Suddenly, there's a wedding planned and Levi is forced to appear dutifully at all the campaign events. Smile. Wave. Applaud.
The inevitable happens and the young couple starts squabbling as teenagers do. They break up as teenagers do. The public sniping and backbiting which follows involves Levi but, remarkably, not Bristol! No, the Governor herself finds time in her busy schedule for endless rounds of "I am rubber, you are glue..." earning the envious respect of pre-schoolers all over the country.
So, tell me, Anonymous 8:52pm, how does any of this qualify Bristol to operate a consulting firm?
Palin supporters are just plain dumb! Anyone who can take seriously the gibberish floating from her mouth have earned that title. Dumb!
ReplyDeleteThe woman makes no sense, does not have a clue, and her lack of knowledge is breathtaking. I seriously doubt that she has ever read a book in her life let alone newspapers or periodicals.
Dumb!
Anon@5:50 said, "You're readers are just as uninformed, mean spirited and clueless as your site."
ReplyDeleteWhy are we clueless? Where are we wrong?
"Inform" us.
(Pretty please)
@5:50 and @8:52, are you Steven M Booth?
ReplyDeleteSteven M Booth? Did someone say Steven M Booth?
ReplyDeleteSteven M Booth stole my favorite gimlet glass (which, for me, is just like the one I was just using), and - fuck. I have lost my drink again. Somebody please tell me I have not lost my stupid goddam fucking drink again. O.K., it has to be close by, because I had it right before I was hunting around on all fours in front of the liquor cabinet. Wait a minute - can this be it? Here on the counter behind the flour cannister? I don't think this is it. I'll just take a sip and - Phewww!! Gahhh! Disgusting! This must be the drink I couldn't find night before last. Fucking ants in it. Drowned ants. Good Christ, what was I thinking?
O.K., we have established that that was definitely not the glass I was looking for. In situations like this, Sarah O'Palin recommends that you take three deep breaths, concentrate inwardly on some attractive and promiscuous 19-year-old boy, and scream "Fuck me!" at the top of your lungs. There - I feel better. Don't you?
Will Sarah's great grandchildren look back and admire her philosophy and be proud of the ideas that she promoted?
ReplyDeleteIn about 4 years we should be able to ask them..
Naaawwwwwww you have the wrong Booth!
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin is about the only person on Planet Earth who makes good sense and WILL make a difference! We can be sure of it!"
ReplyDeleteThis is the scholarly equivalent of playing with your own turds. Keep up the good work, raising your intellectual profile for all the world to see and marvel at. Run spot run!
Palinbots, may I remind you that you can be American, a Christian, a Conservative, a Patriot, not have an Ivy League education and still firmly believe that Sarah is unfit for any position of authority.
ReplyDeleteThis statement is not meant to be abusive or condescending. It is merely factual.
"This is the most stupid bunch of garbage I've seen on line!"
ReplyDeleteAt a time like this I think it's worth reminding ourselves of her remarkable grasp on economic theory...(verbatim)
Katie Couric :
"Why isn't it better, governor Palin, to spend $700b helping middle class families who are struggling with healthcare, housing, gas and groceries, allow them to spend more and put more money into the economy instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess ?"
Palin
"That's why I say, I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in, where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out, but ultimately what the bail-out does is help out those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, erm, helping the, oh it's gotta be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track so health care reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans and trade, we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, er, er competitive erm, scary thing but one in five jobs being created, er in the trade sector today we, we, we've got to look at that as more opportunity, all those things under the umbrella of job creation, this bail-out is a part of that."
After sorting through the above line of dribble, my only comment would be WTF is this woman talking about? You need a translator to get through this muck without deriving a headache from trying to make sense of it. Talk about intellectually challenged! This is it.
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