Monday, November 23, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Mysterious Lump is NOT Cancer

Blogs have been buzzing about a weird 'lump' on Sarah's face.

A source close to the Beauty Queen has confirmed that cancer has been ruled out.

"We now know that there is no possibility of brain cancer" the spokesman said. "Doctors have closely examined Gov. Palin's head, and found nothing there."


  1. Looks like the surgeon left his staple gun in her head.

  2. She's going to have to get a parotidectomy, removal of the parotid gland, a salivary gland near the ear.

    She's fortunate I am not her surgeon.

  3. Sarah's 'bots are trashing Martha Stewart for not kissing Sarah's butt.

  4. Sarah has trashed so many good, honorable people. Karma is a real thing. Plus god knows what a liar she is. she better hang is gonna get bumpy for her as her world caves in on her.